The Empire of Of the war hammer is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by zen with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 12.58 billion war hammerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of tarra. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient war hammerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,636 trillion gold cions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,078 gold cions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings, the study of medicine is popular throughout Of the war hammer, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, and the War Hammerian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of the war hammer's national animal is the griffon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hail The God Emperor.

Of the war hammer is ranked 14,996^th in the world and 22^nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Food Quality, scoring 135.07 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.